I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU ALMIGHTY
I WISH YOUR PJS WERE NEXT TO MY NIGHTY
DON'T BE MISTAKEN
DON'T BE MISLED
I MEAN ON THE CLOTHESLINE
NOT IN THE BED
IF THIS BOOK IS FOUND
BY A PERSON, DELIVER IN MAIL
IF FOUND BY A MALE , DELIVER IN
PERSON
LOVE IS LIKE GLASS
HANDLE WITH CARE
CAUSE WHEN IT IS BROKEN
IT'S HARD TO REPAIR
A KISS BENEATH THE WINDOW
A KISS BENEATH A ROSE
THE BEST PLACE TO KISS A GUY
IS JUST BENEATH HIS NOSE
. . . . . WAS AT THE DINNER TABLE
HER HEART WAS IN A FLUTTER
UNFORTUNATLY SHE FAINTED
AND HER FACE WENT IN THE BUTTER
DOWN NEAR THE GLADE
CARVED IN A TREE
TWO LITTLE WORDS
REMEMBER ME
YOU'VE GOT ROOM FOR FRIENDS
YOU'VE GOT ROOM FOR LOVERS
BUT POOR OLE ME
HAS TO WRITE ON THE COVERS
A RING IS ROUND
AND HAS NO END
AND THAT'S HOW LONG
YOU'LL BE MY FRIEND
SEVEN DWARFS IN A BATH
ALL FEELING HAPPY
SO HAPPY GOT OUT
ONCE A KING
ALWAYS A KING
BUT ONCE A KNIGHT
IS ENOUGH
GOD MADE FRENCH, GOD MADE DUTCH
WHOEVER MADE YOU, DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH
. . . . . . ON THE DISCO FLOOR
SO GROOVY AND FANTASTIC
. . . . . RUNS TO THE EXIT
CAN'T TRUST THAT COLES ELASTIC
THE DRIP ON THE CEILING
REMINDS ME OF YOU
WHEN I MET HIM I LIKED HIM
WHEN I LIKED HIM I LOVED HIM
WHEN I LOVED HIM I LET HIM
WHEN I LET HIM I LOST HIM
REMEMBER M
REMEMBER E
BUT MOST OF ALL
REMEMBER ME
IT'S NOT THE FLICK OF THE DICK
THAT DOES THE TRICK
IT'S NOT THE ANGLE THAT IT DANGLES
OR THE SAG OF THE BAG
BUT THE THROB OF THE KNOB
THAT DOES THE JOB
OH PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH ME
OH PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH
OH PLEASE DO NOT
OH PLEASE DO
OH PLEASE
OH!
